Always keep the Band-Aids out of sight or your household will suddenly experience an inexplicable rash of injuries, cuts, scrapes, scratches, owies, boo-boos, and general soreness – all almost imperceptible to the naked eye and all of which can only be healed and cured by placing a Band-Aid on the afflicted body part.  Note:  bandage should be changed every 2 to 3 minutes until you run out of Band-Aids or something fun comes along.